I'm Rich, Well Almost!
Okay my lovely American friends can you tell me if this is real??? You would make me real happy. So a Mother and daughter combo have been coming in my shop over the last few days buying various things, returning them and buying more stuff. Then on Friday the daughter gave me this. Okay so I know it’s not real, but it’s always been a dream of mine that someone will come in and give me a lot of money. Can you even get a million dollar bill?? And if so is it thicker than the regular $1???? How cool would that be if it was real??? Sorry for the crappy picture!
posted by Nothing Really Matters at 11:31 AM
13 Comments:
If you're going to go on the con, you may as well twin it with a terrible forgery.
Thank you! what else do you think i shoud branch into???
I'd try and use it. Just hand it over in the middle of a few similar notes and then when you get your change say "excuse me but I gave you a million"
Simon that is a good idea.
BFS that is also a good plan, one which i may not get away with! Do you know at shops that might take over a million in cash a day??
One time, some IDIOT woman tried to buy $20 worth of shit from Wal-Mart using a fake million dollar bill. I just can't even imagine her thinking she was going to get away with that, but apparently there are some DUMB people in the world. That's pretty cool, though, nrm. I wish I had one. :)
PG can you get real ones??
Nope. I think the highest they go is $100,000, and that's not really useable, well, anywhere. You can't really buy anything with a bill over $100. The others are more like novelty items for people of extravagant wealth.
"Extravagant wealth" Like i'm ever going to own one of them!
If anyone is reading this and you are rich. PG and I would very much like a home in LA!
^^^ It's true! We have a plan, in which we hang out and protect Jake. We're legit, I tell you!
Anyone say's we are crazy are so not telling the truth! We are very poor and Jake is in real need of our help!
^^^ LMAO at y'all!
Wait, so it's not real? Damn! I had visions of NRM swimming through five ps like Scrooge McDuck!
that would have been good! If it was real Brits i would have already box us tickets to LA.
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