The Retarded Cow Diaries (who was murdered first?)
Hello friends, it's been a while I know! Today we have news on the retarded old cow.
Due to recent News (read here) events the following happened:
Being on my lunch with the manager and the retarded old cow was to prove enenfully indeed and to show us that The retarded old cow thought she would give Jessica Fletcher a run for her money!
Manager: Do we know anything more about these Prostitutes?? Were they all found at the same time?
Retarded old cow: Err, no the first one was found first and err….
At this point she ran out the room as she was late off her break. Now I can tell you as soon as she said the first one I knew I was about to laugh, so can you guess what happened next?? I started laughing while she was still in the room. However at this point I had to put my head in my hands and make it less obvious! She was so going on to say the second one was murdered second! What a thick twat!
Due to recent News (read here) events the following happened:
Being on my lunch with the manager and the retarded old cow was to prove enenfully indeed and to show us that The retarded old cow thought she would give Jessica Fletcher a run for her money!
Manager: Do we know anything more about these Prostitutes?? Were they all found at the same time?
Retarded old cow: Err, no the first one was found first and err….
At this point she ran out the room as she was late off her break. Now I can tell you as soon as she said the first one I knew I was about to laugh, so can you guess what happened next?? I started laughing while she was still in the room. However at this point I had to put my head in my hands and make it less obvious! She was so going on to say the second one was murdered second! What a thick twat!
posted by Nothing Really Matters at 2:59 PM
4 Comments:
Yeah i'll keep my eye on that one!
You have been tagged, please see my 15th Dec post or sober at sundowns dec 14th post cos it was her idea
I've missed the Retarded Cow but this makes up for it. How come the police aren't coming to her for advice?
I have just tagged you please see my post on 17th Decemer, you now have to write 6 weird things about yourself plus tag 6 more fellow bloggers
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