Saturday, January 20, 2007

The Retarded Cow Diaries (what fire extinguisher shall I use???)

Yes bitches the retarded old cow is back! I bet you thought she died or something! Alas she is still fighting fit and retarded as ever.

Working in such an establishment as I do we need to have the right fire extinguisher, just in case someone is really retarded and lights a fire or maybe something other heats! I think you get the picture!

During your lifetime at our work place you will need to fill out several times a fire quiz which asked really dumb questions like "what do you do if you see a fire?" Look the other way! Or perhaps push the retarded old cow into it!

So we all get you have different extinguishers for different fires!




So when my manager pointed to the red one, what to do think the retarded old cow said she would use it on???


"i'll use the water one on water fires"


Dear lord please don't let there ever be a fire when she's around.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home

Site Meter