Happy 26th Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake can be seen in Zodiac which is out next year March the16th. What’s it about I hear you ask?? Thanks to IMBd for this:

A serial killer in the San Francisco Bay Area taunts police with his letters and cryptic messages. We follow the investigators and reporters in this lightly fictionalized account of the true 1970's case as they search for the murderer, becoming obsessed with the case. Based on Robert Graysmith's book, the movie's focus is the lives and careers of the detectives and newspaper people.

The Retarded Cow Diaries (How did you ever survive?)

Ever two weeks the card rep comes to our store and likes to have a chat with everyone before she starts work. Who should she find on entering the staffroom?? None other that the retarded old cow, who then started the following conversation:


ROC: Oooh... food. It's the best part of life!

Card Rep: Oh I know!

ROC: Mind you, when I was a young girl, I used to have a plate of beans on toast every Sunday, and that would see me right through the week.

Card Rep: You only had one meal a week?

ROC: Yeah.

Card Rep: How did you manage on just one plate of beans on toast a week?

ROC: I dunno, I just did. I didn't need a lot of food in those days. I was a size 8 at the time though, so it's not like I was skinny, skinny though or anything.

Card Rep: ... Yeah.


Mischa Barton eats more than beans on toast once a week and she's a size 0! If you really did eat one meal a week, you would have been "six feet under" by now!


Conversation stolen from my friend's web page! I was too lazy to type it up! Shush! She'll never know!

The Retarded Cow Diaries (who was murdered first?)

Hello friends, it's been a while I know! Today we have news on the retarded old cow.

Due to recent News (read here) events the following happened:

Being on my lunch with the manager and the retarded old cow was to prove enenfully indeed and to show us that The retarded old cow thought she would give Jessica Fletcher a run for her money!

Manager: Do we know anything more about these Prostitutes?? Were they all found at the same time?

Retarded old cow: Err, no the first one was found first and err….

At this point she ran out the room as she was late off her break. Now I can tell you as soon as she said the first one I knew I was about to laugh, so can you guess what happened next?? I started laughing while she was still in the room. However at this point I had to put my head in my hands and make it less obvious! She was so going on to say the second one was murdered second! What a thick twat!

Happy 72nd Brithday Judi Dench

Yes friends Dame Judi is 72 today and can currently be seen in Casino Royale