The Lake House Full Report!

Yes it was Wednesday and yes I did go to the cinema. Let me first tell you that me and Deb the one with the orange phone! Are turning into moaning old people! We moaned about the fact that they are putting the bus prices up, well on Debs bus not mine! Ha Ha. Once in the cinema the very fact you have to be very rich now days to buy popcorn and stuff. Well enough about that, let’s talk about the film.

The Lake House, what a really good film it was funny, sad almost brought a tear to my eye. Something you understand does not happen very often as I’m always being told how mean I am. Of course you get the silly little bitches that like to sit at the back of the cinema and talk and moan about the film, I have to say they were okay during the film mostly and you did not really notice them. I had thought about throwing my sweets up at them, but I’m not wasting £3/$5 worth for the little you get. Having sad that the satisfaction I would have got would have been worth it!

If you are a fan of Sandra Bullock then this is a must see. What a really good performance very moving and Keanu Reeves was not that bad either. For some reason Mr Reeves has aged 10 years since doing the Matrix films maybe more make is needed? As his brother say’s in the film, you look like shit. Okay I’m really sorry I don’t really have a problem, I guess it was all part of the film. Anyway check the official site out and look at the trailer!

Happy 58th Birthday Kathy Bates

Kathy is from PG’s homeland of Memphis, Tennessee. Are you long lost friends??? I last was Kathy in “Failure to Launch” which was very funny and something to watch on a rainy day!

So it’s that time of the week again where I’m off to the cinema. This time it’s “The Lake House” with Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reevess. I have to say I like Sandra she can be very funny and I have seen so many of her movies.

Okay what is it about I here you ask??? Well you can click HERE the official site can tell you more, enjoy. They even have a little clip for you!

I'm Rich, Well Almost!

Okay my lovely American friends can you tell me if this is real??? You would make me real happy. So a Mother and daughter combo have been coming in my shop over the last few days buying various things, returning them and buying more stuff. Then on Friday the daughter gave me this. Okay so I know it’s not real, but it’s always been a dream of mine that someone will come in and give me a lot of money. Can you even get a million dollar bill?? And if so is it thicker than the regular $1???? How cool would that be if it was real??? Sorry for the crappy picture!

Shameless Self Promotion

Okay so I went a little crazy today and decided to start a blog to show my love for Madonna. Don’t ask why, well my brain knows but for some reason it’s keeping it from me! So if you have a minute to spare take a little look. Maybe it won’t last long and I will get shoot I think it will be too much work oh well I can all be try! Why oh why did i do this??

http://madaboutmadonna.blogspot.com/

On another note Happy 39th Birthday Sherry Stringfield. Why did you leave ER??? Please come back in the next season, you left before and came back! Maybe agin??

P.S do you like this salmon colour?? Better to read or not?? Okay I’ll chut up!

A Few Things

So I just wanted to say Thank you to all you guys that come and visit my blog. I’ve been blogging for just over a month now and it seems a lot longer. Like I said I’m real grateful to you for leaving comments. I only wish I could give back the lost minutes you have wasted reading my rubbish! I would also like to thank the random that made this card I don’t know who you are as I can only read English and very little else. So it’s not my fault!

On other new I want to wish Meryl Streep a Happy 57th Birthday and congratulate for her part in Prime which I saw last month which was very funny or was it early this month? Can’t be bothered to go back and look.

So the movie of choice was Thank you for smoking. Which really I shouldn’t as it’s a really nasty habit, but I don’t need to go on about that! I have to say I did like it and it was quite funny. Maybe that was more to do with the random people in the cinema laughing at different parts to everyone else, why do they do that??? So who should crop up in the movie? Katie Holmes, I have to say I don’t mind the girl pity her maybe cus she’s done a dumb thing and had a baby with Tom cruise. Also with a cameo role was Adam Brody AKA Seth Cohen from the OC. All in all it was a good movie!

What Sall I Watch???

Okay so tomorrow is Wednesday just in case you guys forgot, thank goodness I’m here to remind you! That means its orange Wednesday click here if you have no idea what I’m on about! So what film shall I go see with my friend???

Poseidon: On New Year's Eve, the luxury ocean liner, Poseidon, capsizes after being swamped by a rogue tidal wave. The survivors are left to fight for survival as they attempt to escape the sinking ship.

Thank you for smoking: Satirical comedy follows the machinations of Big Tobacco's chief spokesman, Nick Naylor, who spins on behalf of cigarettes while trying to remain a role model for his twelve-year-old son.

Hard Candy: A mature 14-year old girl meets a charming 32-year old photographer on the Internet. Suspecting that he is a paedophile, she goes to his home in an attempt to expose him.

Happy 76th Birthday Gena Rowlands

Okay guys you may have noticed that I have a soft spot for old ladies. Someone please explain why?? Another thing I really hate it if old ladies get murdered in horror films and babies and young children anyone else can just off it, I’m not bothered unless it’s one of my adoring fans then I would be upset. Only for the fact that you will be unable to leave me messages again! Only joking!

Health Warning

Let me first start off by saying don’t believe anyone who says riding a bike is good for you. Well not when you think you have recovered from a cough/cold. Being the kind hearted person that I am I decided to rid my bike and see my Nan last week.

I only reached 300 metre from my house barely even a min had passed. When I felt this pain in my chest and started to have a coughing fit along a busy road. I must say it felt as if one of my lungs had collapsed. Not wanting to die in the middle of the road I carried on regardless of the out come, which as you can tell I survived my ordeal so I’m afraid you will have to keep coming back, sorry.

So I was fine once I arrived at my Nan’s and helped her about the house and garden. I tell you its hard work running after, nearly century old Grand parents and what with my Nan’s obsession with cutting things down in the garden; I have a job keeping up.

Feeling rather ill by the time I got home I was happy to hit the Champagne and pills. Thought it was only right I die sitting in the sun getting a tan. Okay so I had a lack of Champagne and pills, lucky I used sun lotion or I would have been burnt to a crisp!

Happy Official 80th Birthday

Yes my friend the Queens celebrates her official 80th birthday today read more here. I was so please when back in May the Queen came to visit me. However I could only but wave to her on this occasion as she drove passed looking pretty in pink! Well if you read the article I said about it tells you why the Queen has two birthdays. So does that really mean the Queens real age is 160?? Looks good no??? Just think two sets of presents and birthday cake what more could you want??

Feminine Problems

Feminine problems such a hard thing to talk about! What do you do when you have a problem and you have no one you can talk too? Well fear not I have found the solution for you lovely ladies. I could hardly believe my eyes when this leaflet came through the door. Now all your problems can be solved.

Scaredy-Cat

It must be great to be a young black bear of 15 stone, you can roam about in the outback snacking on whatever food you luck. Trample down shrubs and scare passers by, frightening the living daylights out of poor little children. However there is one thing you must never do. What I hear you ask? I was suspired to find this out as well.

Never enter Jack’s yard. Who is Jack?? Sorely he must be some 12 foot scary monster capable of maiming anything it its path. Well he is none other than a 15lb ginger tom capable of hissing and spitting at poor defenceless young bears, forcing them to climb 50 feet up a tree. Clearly patrolling the area awaiting his victim to starve to death and fall out the tree. Getting a little bored the bear saw his chance, climbed down to escape. Jack being the professional bear killer did not want him to get away forcing the bear to climb yet another tree. On lookers were stunned, barely able to control themselves at the thought of a live slaughter. Tom’s owner was the only one who could save the bear, rattling a tin of chunky roast beef whiskas. Tom was unable to resist the small and ran back into the house. Thanks The Mail on sunday.

I’m so fucking bored

I have now been off work for six days now and I’m really bored and can’t be bothered to do anything. I phoned in sick Monday which prompted my manager to give me another four days off work so I don’t have to go back until Thursday. Which is good as I never take any holiday and the weather here in England is lovely at the moment.

Everything is such as effort at the moment and I really can’t be bothered to do anything. I have no energy what so ever and need some new clothes which spending money on your self is always a good thing right! All I have been doing this past week is sitting out in the sun and surfing the daisy highs of the net stalking my favourite Celebrities.

I need some lovely rich person to come along and taken me on an adventure, LA perhaps! I don’t really care who it is, I just remember to pack a few antipsychotics just in case of an emergency then I’m all set! Any takes???

Happy 25th Bithday Natalie Portman

Happy 73rd Birthday Joan Rivers

Work Sort Of

After weeks of putting up with endless different sounds of drilling, banging and crashing about, clouds of dust. The builders have finally finished widening the pavement and giving it a much needed facelift. So this is what we have been putting up with, okay so you are thinking WTF this is nothing to moan about! Just look at the right hand side and imagine than being all over the doorway all down the street! No! Okay forget about it then.

Yes my friends this is the finished piece of work a master piece. So with nothing more exciting happening in our lives, it was only right we gaze into the street watching the world go by. So here is what a fellow retarded work person had to say:

RWP: Oh it’s like being in a foreign country or something.
Me: What do you mean??
RWP: It’s like you’re in the middle of the desert!
Me: If you say so.
RWP: Well the pavement looks like sand, don’t you think?
Me: Yeah okay
RWP: You kids don’t know anything these days.

Mean But Funny

Let’s play a little game. Trust me it will be fun! I pissed my self laughing when I read this. A Certain someone form The OC had these lovely thoughts to say to there mother.

“You’re so f**king retarded! What idiot can’t put a f**king key in?”

“You’re so retarded! Everyone knows how to work an elevator?!"

It’s a sort of thing I would say to someone but not my mum, maybe my brother or sister. So who From The OC would say these heart warming words??? And I’m looking for the actor or actresses name.

The OC

Damn I‘ve missed the last two episodes of The OC. I think they should repeat it on channel 4 not all these digital channels that I don’t own! They could put it on later in the day when I’m done with work!

Murder Diagnosis She Wrote

Okay so I have come up with a few character’s for my fabulous TV show, which will have a pilot episode coming soon! Bearing in mind I have no video camera and a lack of money to pay actors you will just have to read the story and use your imagination.

So just a few characters for now:

Jester Fetcher
Dr Bark Stone
Peachy swirl
Sixty heavens

Okay so it sounds really crap, and I should really stop. But for some reason I can’t, I’m sure after I come up with the pilot and none of you visit my blog anymore I will write about something else.

Marilyn Monroe 1926-1962

The circumstances surrounding her death have been the subject of endless speculation and conspiracy theories. Love those conspiracy theories. I have thought of a title of my new show! "Murder Diagnosis She Wrote" I known took me ages to think of that one! and you all feature.

Jigsaw

Okay so I found this! Such a nasty looking man I did not want to post a picture so check it out!

http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/116358/Jigsaw/Product.html