Slap Your Co-Worker Day
Have anyone in mind? Dude how long do you have???
Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Yes
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Yes
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Yes
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Yes
Well, I am so very glad to officially announce Today as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
Here are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
If questioned by a supervisor, you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of , and get to slapping.....and have a great day! *
*Please note NRM does not take responsibility for those of you who choose to slap the fucker that deserves it! Also these rules may not apply in a court of law. Enjoy!
Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Yes
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Yes
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Yes
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Yes
Well, I am so very glad to officially announce Today as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
Here are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
If questioned by a supervisor, you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of , and get to slapping.....and have a great day! *
*Please note NRM does not take responsibility for those of you who choose to slap the fucker that deserves it! Also these rules may not apply in a court of law. Enjoy!
posted by Nothing Really Matters at 1:30 PM
5 Comments:
Damn I wish I wasn't unemployed. If your friend, The Retarded Cow(TM) is back at work, I bet I can guess who you'd start with.
Me and evryone else! And yes she was back at work this week!
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher. LOL!!
NRM you got inspiration for this list from The retarded cow at you work right? Did you have the chance to slap her?
No a friend sent me this e-mail!
I would so break the rules and use a weapon!
Simon don't be mean or i'll send crazy Madge after you!
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