Madness At The Cinema

Why is it every time I go to the cinema there are always crazy people that have to freak you out not to mention the countless other annoying other people.

Before I start with my tale about the crazy in my cinema last week I would like to tell you what I thought of the film snakes on a Plane. This quote is stolen from a friend. This is exactly what I thought of it.

“Wasn't Snakes on a Plane bizarre?!?!? In a quasi-gross but definitely watch-able sort of way?! It was dumb, but entertaining. I've got to give it that.”

Okay back to the cinema. All was fine as my friend decided to get the tickets during the day, due to fear then it might have sold out. That was not the case as we seemed the only one’s in the entire cinema. There was even enough staff to out number us! It normal works out this way that we get the pick of the cinema and the fucking weirdo had to sit six rows in front of us all on his own.

So what makes you think he is a weirdo, I hear you ask?

1) He’s on his own (although there are exception to this rule)
2) He moved a number of times to different seats.
3) He put his bag on the seat behind.
4) He kept fiddling with his bag which was on the seat behind.
5) He kept hiding behind the chair facing us playing “peak a boo” like a child.
6) He also kept swaying from side too side facing us doing snake like movements.

There was also this other time were this man kept moving about from seat to seat leaving the cinema. Maybe he had a weak bladder. At one point he fell of his chair and did not get up for several minutes and then left the cinema for good. At the point of him falling off the chair possible dieing my friend and I proceeded to laugh. Let it be a warning to you if you go along we are more than likely not to see if you’re okay! Anyway he got up and left so he must have been fine. Also there were other people closer so they could have checked him out!