Snakes On A Plane

So I’m guessing you don’t really need me to go into any detail about when the film is about! Okay so I will! Randy sex crazed snakes which have a desire for human flesh. And no its no a porn film, although several snakes get a bit of action in the film.

Sex crazed snake no.1 I like Breast

What can I say this was a slippery little number, with stripes to die for! Our fist snakes it’s fair too say was a lesbian. No beating around the bush with this one, strictly a breast lady! She was the first snake to join the mile high club! I think this snake bite off more than she could chew!

Sex crazed snake no.2: I like dick

This one was a little on the gay side. He was a little more adventurous than the other, holding in a dark secret. He likes nothing more than a golden shower before it bits someone manhood. The way the guy was tugging at the snake I think he got more pleasure than the snake did!


Sex crazed snake no.3: I like Pussy

This snake was a hot little number, which chose a gypsy type drink women who was asleep to have its first sexual encounter. It’s fair to say this snake liked lady garden as it went straight in for the kill and ended the session with a bite to the eye. I don’t know who liked it more the gypsy women or the snake! My monies on the gypsy women!

I also have a story about some crazy guy in the cinema which I’m holding out on you! So what have we learned from this?? Never fly on a plane with snakes unless you dig that sort of thing!