Tuesday, October 31, 2006

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Trick or Treat???

Yes my dahlines its All-hallow-eve, oh spooky! Yes bitches Halloween originated as a Pagan festival from theCelts of Ireland and Great Britain and was formed a very long time ago!. Not from the U.S as most people think! Immigrants transported versions of the tradition to North America in the 19th century. Most other Western countries have embraced Halloween as a part of American pop culture in the late 20th century. Having said all that i bet Debs comes along and tell me different, lets not listen to what she has to say if that happens ;-)

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

How's Your Karma?

You Have Fantastic Karma
You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person.And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already.But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway.You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that!

Friday, October 20, 2006

The Devil Wears Prada


This week saw the return of Orange Wednesdays with a brilliant choice of film on offer this week. The Devil Wears Prada starting Oscar winner Meryl Streep and Brokeback Mountain Anne Hathaway. Streep plays Miranda Priestley demanding fashion editor of “Runway”, if you thought your boss was a bitch, Watch a real bitch in action. Enter Hathaway a young journalist who has no fashion sense and doesn’t even know who Miranda is! WTF?? I thought the first rule of applying for a job is do a little research for the post, you would have thought being a journalist she would know this! This movie is so funny and full of laughs, Even though Miranda is over the top in her demands and makes everyone feel like shit, you can’t help but love her.

Take a look at the website HERE.


I’m afraid I don’t really have anything exciting to report from this cinema experience, No weirdoes this time! That’s all! “Bore someone else with your questions”

Monday, October 16, 2006

Happy 81st Birthday Angela Lansbury


It’s hard to believe that Angela Lansbury is 81 today. This recent photo was taken last year with Emma Thompson. Doesn’t she look good?? She recently leant her to the movie Kingdom Hearts II, having said that I think it’d out over here at the end of the month! The last time we saw her in a movie was Nanny McPhee

I have to say that I love "Murder, She Wrote" which she made 12 seasons of, way back in 1984 when it all began she was paid $300,000 per episode. Now times that by 24 episodes a season, then 12 seasons, what do you get??? Okay so it’s late and I can’t be bothered to work that out! All I know is it’s a shit load of money! Also she had a number of "Murder, She Wrote" films which she must have been paid more for!

Bring back "Murder, She Wrote" that’s all I can say! They make great afternoon fills! Best student TV ever!

Friday, October 13, 2006

Slap Your Co-Worker Day

Have anyone in mind? Dude how long do you have???

Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Yes

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Yes

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Yes

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Yes

Well, I am so very glad to officially announce Today as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

Here are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

If questioned by a supervisor, you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of , and get to slapping.....and have a great day! *


*Please note NRM does not take responsibility for those of you who choose to slap the fucker that deserves it! Also these rules may not apply in a court of law. Enjoy!

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

On A High Kate Moss, WTF???

Madonna has been named as the second most influential celebrity in the world. I know your asking what fucker beat her right, well that would be none other than coke sorting Kate Moss. My fellow Brits came up with this list, analysing countless media articles. What it must be to sit down at your desk reading Hello magazine trying to work out if Kate Moss is more influential than any other celebrity in the land!

You better know your self Kate, this bitch can fight!

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Happy 57th Birthday Sigourney Weaver

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Why Is She So Stupid???

I know many of you were quite upset about the retarded old cow’s unfortunate accident, I bring you news. I would like to take this opportunity to tell you the retarded old cow successfully managed to pick up the phone every day and say she wasn’t coming in.

Commonsense would tell you, you don’t have to ring on the day you don’t work. So what do you think happen last Saturday???

Manager: Hello.

ROC: Hi, err just letting you know I’m still unwell and not coming into work!

Manager: What you doing??

ROC: Ringing in sick!

Manager: But you don’t work Saturdays!

ROC: So I didn’t have to ring in then!

Manager: Err no!

ROC: So I don’t have to ring tomorrow then?? (meaning Sunday)

Manager: No.

ROC: Bye then!

Manager: Bye.

Need i say more?

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Happy 60th Birthday Susan Sarandon

I bet shes thinking " Wish you looked this good bitch?" I would be if i was her!

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Unfortunate Accident, Well Some People Might Say That!

Hello friends I bring you news on the retarded old cow. It’s been a while as I last reported she was off on her holidays and to everyone’s dismay she did not get lost in Spain.

Our prayers were answered in a form of an unfortunate accident that happened in the stock room involving a steep stool, due to lack of height. A wooden pallet, and a skip and no it’s not one of those massive things you put rubbish in. You’re still thinking WTF right? Well it’s a large plastic box about a meter long. Let’s just say if you fell on it, it would hurt.



Let’s just say she slipped and fell onto the pallet and skip hitting her head and landing on her back. Full details of the event were to follow when retarded old cow managed to roll over and eventually make it up the stairs were she told her story. Upon discussion with the manager she was carted off to hospital in a taxi were she was given the all clear but has been unable to return back to work since Thursday.
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