More Stupid Things

It’s a shame these days you have to be subjected to stupidity around you just the simplest of things is sometimes hard for people to grasp! Okay so I’m not talking about those people that can’t use computers, believe it or not I’m really not that good!

Again this will come as no surprise but this is another thing the retarded old cow (ROC) that I don’t know came out with. Remember this and this. So this one is a little old but I thought I would share it with you anyway! Let’s set the scene, old confused biddy rings up asking about a label maker.

Biddy: Hello, do you sell those label machines that can be used with computers???

ROC: Err, yeah we do, you can make all your own labels and everything!

Biddy: Really how does it work???

ROC: Err, is you computer PC compatible??

Biddy: (really confessed at this time) what do you mean, how do you print from it??

ROC: You use the computer hook up cable that comes with it!

I really can’t recall what happened after that, needless to say no one ever came in! Can’t think why!

Also the other day this hideous looking creature came in, clearly been eating more than her fair share of pies and wearing this pink monstrosity that was 10 sizes too small. You can image the support she needed on top and well let’s face it more cloth to cover her belly. It turned out she wanted some sort of sticky things which was decided glue dots would be the best thing. You will never guess that someone came out with?? They are little dots of glue. Of course I instantly thought what a stroke of genius.