What Color Is Your Aura?

Your Aura is Green

You're very driven, competitive, and even a bit jealous. However, you seek out balance in your life - and you usually achieve it! The purpose of your life: inspiring others to be better. Famous greens include: Tony Robbins, Donald Trump, Martha Stewart. Careers for you to try: Guru, CEO, Talk Show Host

What aura are you?

for some reason i like quizzes, so here is another. This was very hard as i could have picked a couple of different answers fpr a couple of the questions.

WTF Moment No. 2

It’s funny the things you pick up when you listen to someone else conversation. Not that I do that sort of thing what so ever! I mean why can’t someone say I’m a multimillionaire and single! Don’t anymore your not! Thus my future plans could be put into action!

Upon walking past a couple of giggling women one of them said while cupping her breasts “I’ve got boobs I do” no shit bitch! The other women just laughed.

Also there was this other guy happily walking along stroking a feather and laughing to him self. I hate to think what he had planed with that feather! I just don’t understand where these people come from!

Stay tuned for “nasty gypsy type lady” not to be confused with nasty gypsy on “snakes on a plane” how ever it could be the same one who knows! Also coming up, “retarded old people” And if anyone has a lovely story they would like to email me then I can out that up! Don’t all rush at once will you!

Madness At The Cinema

Why is it every time I go to the cinema there are always crazy people that have to freak you out not to mention the countless other annoying other people.

Before I start with my tale about the crazy in my cinema last week I would like to tell you what I thought of the film snakes on a Plane. This quote is stolen from a friend. This is exactly what I thought of it.

“Wasn't Snakes on a Plane bizarre?!?!? In a quasi-gross but definitely watch-able sort of way?! It was dumb, but entertaining. I've got to give it that.”

Okay back to the cinema. All was fine as my friend decided to get the tickets during the day, due to fear then it might have sold out. That was not the case as we seemed the only one’s in the entire cinema. There was even enough staff to out number us! It normal works out this way that we get the pick of the cinema and the fucking weirdo had to sit six rows in front of us all on his own.

So what makes you think he is a weirdo, I hear you ask?

1) He’s on his own (although there are exception to this rule)
2) He moved a number of times to different seats.
3) He put his bag on the seat behind.
4) He kept fiddling with his bag which was on the seat behind.
5) He kept hiding behind the chair facing us playing “peak a boo” like a child.
6) He also kept swaying from side too side facing us doing snake like movements.

There was also this other time were this man kept moving about from seat to seat leaving the cinema. Maybe he had a weak bladder. At one point he fell of his chair and did not get up for several minutes and then left the cinema for good. At the point of him falling off the chair possible dieing my friend and I proceeded to laugh. Let it be a warning to you if you go along we are more than likely not to see if you’re okay! Anyway he got up and left so he must have been fine. Also there were other people closer so they could have checked him out!

Snakes On A Plane

So I’m guessing you don’t really need me to go into any detail about when the film is about! Okay so I will! Randy sex crazed snakes which have a desire for human flesh. And no its no a porn film, although several snakes get a bit of action in the film.

Sex crazed snake no.1 I like Breast

What can I say this was a slippery little number, with stripes to die for! Our fist snakes it’s fair too say was a lesbian. No beating around the bush with this one, strictly a breast lady! She was the first snake to join the mile high club! I think this snake bite off more than she could chew!

Sex crazed snake no.2: I like dick

This one was a little on the gay side. He was a little more adventurous than the other, holding in a dark secret. He likes nothing more than a golden shower before it bits someone manhood. The way the guy was tugging at the snake I think he got more pleasure than the snake did!


Sex crazed snake no.3: I like Pussy

This snake was a hot little number, which chose a gypsy type drink women who was asleep to have its first sexual encounter. It’s fair to say this snake liked lady garden as it went straight in for the kill and ended the session with a bite to the eye. I don’t know who liked it more the gypsy women or the snake! My monies on the gypsy women!

I also have a story about some crazy guy in the cinema which I’m holding out on you! So what have we learned from this?? Never fly on a plane with snakes unless you dig that sort of thing!

Are You Right or Left Brained?

You Are 50% Left Brained, 50% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Are You Right or Left Brained?

I don't really know what to say about this! Just that fact that i must be so much more talented that anyone else, I had to be split down the middle! Or is it simplythat I have the most random thoughts! Any ideas please tell! I have a strong feeling that someone I know will come up with the same thing!

The World Is A Scary Place

WTF is up with people?? I checked my calendar and found that there was no full moon present this week so there was not real reason the streets should be lined with crazy people. NRM was proven so wrong when he walked into town.

Okay so I thought it would be nice if I walked into town to meet my mum for dinner. Along the way I encountered Five WTF’s, two cyclists, some student person, a gypsy type lady and two weird women and another student type. So a flash of inspiration has just come to me and I think I will turn this into a feature! So I will hold out on you with the other WTF’s. Contain yourselves this title used a vast amount of brain power.

Counting Down The Days New Feature “WTF Moments”


WTF number 1: Cyclists

Okay so these people looked pretty normal, a man and women combo. The guy had tattoos on his upper left arm and the woman was skinny as hell.

Cyclists1: It’s a strange feeling.

I bet your thinking the guy is talking about some sort of kinky sex game right! Either that or he just took a bunch of pills!

Cyclists2: I really don’t like guns, I just don’t like them!

WTF? Why the hell are these seemly normal people talking about guns! By the sounds of it they must have handled them! I tell you people of today!

Lady In The Water

This week it was the turn of “Lady in the Water” staring Paul Giamatti and Bryce Dallass Howard. I can’t say I recall either of these guys although when I looked Bryce up she had been in “The Village” that must have been the reason I liked her in this.

I’m giving you this picture because the other one looks like its set in the middle of winter and something out of “The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe” View other picture here.

Now I had seen the trailer for this, weeks ago and thought it would be a good film to watch but forgot all about it until last weekend when I read a review that only gave it two stars possible one! So I wasn’t really sure how it would be.


The plot

Apartment building superintendent Cleveland Heep (Giamatti) rescues what he thinks is a young woman from the pool he maintains. When he discovers that she is actually a character from a bedtime story who is trying to make the journey back to her home, he works with his tenants to protect his new friend from the creatures that are determined to keep her in our world.


I must say I was pleasantly surprised, there is enough to keep you interested and plenty of laughs from Young Soon in the film. I thought this film was really good and you should go watch!

Here are the trailers from the UK and US. You guys in the US have a much better trailer for the film than we do! What do you think??

http://ladyinthewater.warnerbros.com/

http://wwws.warnerbros.co.uk/ladyinthewater/landing.html

My Almost Heart Attack

First of all I would like to start off by telling you PG almost gave me a heart attack today! She planted the seed of doubt into my mind. After hearing about her bug story, I was obviously scared something would happen.

After coming in from the outside world I saw something out the corner of my eye. It was black and moving fast and around my foot. For all of 10 seconds I thought I might die. When my eyes homed in on the object in question my brain then told me I could stop having a heart attack. It was a very small black feather that was moving due to very strong winds. I’m sure if you saw me you would have pissed yourself.

Have I Been Black Listed???

Some of you guys know the blog I Drink What? And I used to like to read this blog and comment on the goings on of Carrie and Hillary. No such luck as when I click on my link what do I get?? A lovely little box saying connect to

www.imwithsocrates.blogs.com
Protected,
Enter username and password.

WTF? Why would it do this? I’m sure it’s the fact that I’m really retarded at computers as most of you will know! I guess maybe it is something I have done! Hello I don’t touch things that I can’t fix and my normal approach is to turn off and turn on. However this time this plan does not work! Computers who would have them? Maybe I’ve even given some secret thing about my computer away? Fuck knows! Maybe I have been black listed?

Happy 40th Halle Berry

Rumour has it she will do another X-men film. I hope she does, she’s great as Storm. Movies for the future Things We Lost in the Fire and Perfect Stranger.

Horse Racing

NRM had a little flutter at Newmarket races last week and came away a winner! I bet your thinking I’m really rich now, are you not?? Well you would be wrong! I only won £19.80. I must say that’s not bad for my first time seems as I know fuck all about horse racing and only bet £2 on each race! So it’s really not surprising I didn’t come away with millions! Also it helps if you back a shit horse and they win! Still I was happy with my win and gladly spent it shopping the next day!

Why does that sign say "No Washing Down Here"??

Is This A Proper Post?

I’m feeling very lazy and can’t really be bothered to write a proper post. I’m tired, sunburnt down one side and been doing lots of manual labour (chopping down tress’s yet another thing to add to my CV). Also for some strange reason my right arm is hurting as we speak. So I’m not going to type for much longer.

I have a hundred different things to write and post on the internet and for some reason I’m still writing in my other blog! Madonna, Confessions Of A Pop Queen. WTF?. I also wanted to thank my friend Deb who has typed and colour coordinated a very long e-mail for me to tart up my MySpace, I would like to thank you for doing this and at some point, only my brain knows when I’ll make it look shiny and new!

See I can’t even think of a decent title!.

NRM To The Rescue

Forget the RSPB, NRMPB (Nothing Really Matters Protection of Birds). Yes fans I can now add another skill to my CV who would have thought I would be saving birds! Just look at this sweet cat, you just couldn’t believe that this kitty would attempt to take another’s life!

It was a hot and sunny morning when NRM decided to take a stole in the garden. He was startled by Rosie zooming passed with what looked like something in her mouth. On closer inspection NRM could see it was a baby bird.

Rosie thought she was being clever by hiding under a table, little did she know NRM was sneaking up behind her. After dropping the baby bird, Rosie was about to inflect yet more wounds on the poor scared little one. Quick to react NRM gave Rosie a gentle kick up the bum, forcing her to run out of the way. He scoped up the little bird which was shaken from its ordeal and clearly in shock.

NRM Checked the wings of the little one were in full working order and all seemed fine apart from one or two feather falling out! Walking up the garden to find a safe place, little bird took flight and landed in a near by tree. NRM Went back 30 minutes later to check on baby bird to find no sign of him. At the point we assume baby bird lives happily ever after, The End.

What American City Are You?

You Are New York

Cosmopolitan and sophisticated, you enjoy the newest in food, art, and culture. You also appreciate a good amount of grit - and very little shocks you. You're competitive, driven, and very likely to succeed. Famous people from New York: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tupac Shakur, Woody Allen, Lots of other people! What American City Are You?

I’ve not been to many American cities but I did love New York when vitiated for a few days. This was stolen from Joyce Davenport who stole it from someone else I think!

What’s My password???

Yes friends NRM is back! WTF is he going on about! Well here is what happened nothing exciting really. Just the fact that I’m not at my normal computer as I’m taking a break in a far away land known as Cambridge and will be staying here until Sunday.

So I was given the luxury of using this computer thinking I would have not problem writing posts. I was proven wrong as I stupidly forgot I set my entire log in names and all sorts of crap to remember me on my home computer. You can just imagine my horror when I I’m typing 100 different passwords and user names and no such luck. Fuck what am I going to do? I can’t do a damn thing! So I tell my dear friend PG as if I was expecting her to come up with some clever plan to get me logged in again! I know she’s good with computers, but I’m sure she’s not mastered the art of hacking into other people’s blogs!

Well friends it came to me as if someone flicked a switch in my brain and that was that! This whole drama lasting two hours! So I’m sorry to say I’ll still be posting and you’ve not got rid of me that easily! Well I was only going to say I might not be posting that often over the next week!

At Last We Have Pirates

Yes people I finally watched Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. After three pervious failed attempts remember this: Failed Pirates Mission. The second time we decided to watch the film it was Britain’s hottest July day ever. In fact this is the warmest July on record, now we are in August we seemed to have entered Winter 4 months early!

The third attempt was last week on the second hottest July day ever, in which I found out the air-con was broken at the cinema. With a notice saying it might be slightly warm. Which really means the temperature will be around 38 degrees Celsius and you will be sweating like a pig.

Now that brings us right up to yesterday after much deliberation, my friend and I decide we should go. The film was really good, very funny and I never expected it to end like that I was still waiting for it to carry on and was really disappointed that it did end! The three stars of the film were great, Johnny as Jack Sparrow is excellent. Keira and Orland were pretty good as well.

This was all despite the fact the air-con was still broken so we were all very hot. Do someone people not know when to use deodorant?? My friend was so hot she was pouring water over her self all while I was happily munching on and throwing skittles all over the floor. What fun a Monday night can be!